New Shop, Wrong Details

On opening a new shop, a man received a bouquet of flowers with a note reading, “Deepest Sympathy.” While puzzling over this, the phone rang. It was the florist, who apologized for having sent the wrong card, to which the shopkeeper replied, “That’s all right. I understand mistakes happen.” “But it’s not all right,” said the florist. “I sent your card to the new widow. It said, ‘Congratulations on your new location!’”