A Letter To Heaven

A little boy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister

      

The PM was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 10 dollar bill. Turnbull thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

      

The little boy was delighted with the money and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Canberra, and as usual, those jerks deducted 90%. Love, Tommy

Make The World Happy

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.

      

Donald: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."

      

Hillary: "Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."

      

Al: "Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."

      

Tipper: "Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."

Skipping School

A local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends waited till her parent's had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.

      

Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.

      

Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"

      

Kelly: "This is my mother."