The Nun and the Taxi Driver

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and after 5 minutes, the cabbie says,
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next car park."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married with children and I'm an Anglican."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Michael and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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