Mick "The Joker"'s First Comedy Act for 2010

Chinese New Year Jokes

How much does a Chinese restaurant weigh?
Won Ton (one ton)!

How did an embarrassed panda get mistaken for a newspaper?
They are both black and white, and red all over!

What's purple, 10,000 km long and 12m high?
The grape wall of China.

Where can you always find a tiger's head?
four foot from his tail!

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

English mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons!
Chinese mothers use toothpicks!