Where does Santa go for a holiday?
To Ho Ho Hobart!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a re-tail shop for a new one!
Who do you meet on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because hes a rain-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobics.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low ?elf?esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
To Ho Ho Hobart!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a re-tail shop for a new one!
Who do you meet on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because hes a rain-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobics.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low ?elf?esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
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