Monday, December 10, 2018

Christmas Jokes Part VI - Snowmen and Snowballs


What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps!

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle!

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite!

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo!

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