A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers
was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ
because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make
sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He
grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his
hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
Mary was called
on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny,
waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our
bathroom!!!"
The whole class
got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher
was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally
gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny
said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom
door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
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