A Senator is in
a restaurant and the waiter brings over the rolls, but no butter. "May I
have some butter, please?" The waiter gives a slight nod and wanders off.
Ten minutes later, still no butter. The senator catches his eye.
"May I have
some butter, Please?"
Still the
vaguest of responses, and after ten more minutes, still no butter.
"Maybe you
don't know who I am," says the senator. "I'm a Princeton graduate, a
Rhodes scholar, an All-American basketball player who played with the New York
Knicks in the pros, and I'm currently a United States senator, chairman of the
International Debt Subcommittee of the Senate Finance Committee, chairman of
the Water and Power Subcommittee of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources
Committee, and a member of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee."
"Maybe you
don't know who I am," said the waiter. "I'm the guy who's in charge
of the butter".
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