An ITALIAN vs a CHINESE

 *An ITALIAN and a CHINESE entered a chocolate store.*

 *As they were busy looking, the ITALIAN stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store, the ITALIAN said to the CHINESE:*
 

*"Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no
one saw me. you can't beat that?" **

**The CHINESE replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to
the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the CHINESE said to the shopkeeper:  "Do
you want to see magic ?"*

 *The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."*

 *The CHINESE said: "Give me a chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him
one, and he ate it.  The CHINESE asked for a second bar,*
 *and he ate that as well and he asked for the third, and finished that
one too.*

*The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"

The CHINESE replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all
three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat a CHINESE....*