A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a smack and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here!"
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a smack and said, "You sank the Titanic, my ancestors were on that ship!"
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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