Tuesday, August 18, 2015

The Beach Genie

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."  
The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."        
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand!        
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."        
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!        
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."        
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

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