Which 3 letters of
the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)
Why is B very cool?
Because it is
sitting in the AC!
What has four eyes
but can't see?
Mississippi!
What letters did the
boy say when he saw the empty table?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T!
What did A and B get
in the music store?
A CD!
Which two letters
are always jealous?
N-V!
What letter is
always wet?
C!
Fred: There are only
11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No, there
aren’t.
Fred: Yes, there
are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11
A teapot!
What happens once in
a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Why is the B the
hottest letter of the alphabet?
It makes oil BOIL.
Why were the letters
U V W X Y Z late for the tea party?
They all come after
T.
Why is the letter G
Scary?
It turns host into GHOST.
Why is a cheeky boy
like the Letter D
They both make ma
MAD.
Why shouldn’t you
put the letter M in the fridge?
It turns ice into MICE.
Why is S a witch’s
favourite letter?
It turns cream into
SCREAM.
Which 3 letters turn
a girl into a woman?
A G E
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