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Sunday, August 26, 2007
Good Old Apple Joke
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "take only one, God is watching." Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Little Johnny wrote a note, "take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Bird Jokes
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A great walkie-talkie.
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A great walkie-talkie.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Queen Jokes
Which member of Queen can be found in space?
Lead singer Freddie Mercury!
What is a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (Bohemian Rhapsody)
What is a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (Bohemian Rhapsody)
What is a pig's favourite Queen song?
What is a sheep's favourite Queen song?
Radio Baa Baa! (Radio Ga Ga)
Which Queen song is about stormy weather?
Thunder Pressure! (Under Pressure)
Which Queen songs are best for a prisoner before he goes to jail?
I Want To Break Free and We Will Lock You! (We Will Rock You)
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