Little
Mary Margaret was not the best student in a Catholic School .. Usually she
slept through the class.
One day
her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary
Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary
Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took
his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God
Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun
said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little
later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary
didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck
Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus
Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very
good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun
asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?"
Again,
Johnny came to the rescue.
This time
Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun
fainted.