Monday, March 30, 2015
Front Seat Pig
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pig?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
Friday, March 27, 2015
ALPHABET JOKES
Which 3 letters of
the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)
Why is B very cool?
Because it is
sitting in the AC!
What has four eyes
but can't see?
Mississippi!
What letters did the
boy say when he saw the empty table?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T!
What did A and B get
in the music store?
A CD!
Which two letters
are always jealous?
N-V!
What letter is
always wet?
C!
Fred: There are only
11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No, there
aren’t.
Fred: Yes, there
are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11
A teapot!
What happens once in
a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Why is the B the
hottest letter of the alphabet?
It makes oil BOIL.
Why were the letters
U V W X Y Z late for the tea party?
They all come after
T.
Why is the letter G
Scary?
It turns host into GHOST.
Why is a cheeky boy
like the Letter D
They both make ma
MAD.
Why shouldn’t you
put the letter M in the fridge?
It turns ice into MICE.
Why is S a witch’s
favourite letter?
It turns cream into
SCREAM.
Which 3 letters turn
a girl into a woman?
A G E
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