Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Cars in the Bible

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A: Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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