Doctor jokes

Why do doctors wear masks?
Because if they make a mistake,the person won't know who did it.

What do you call a doctor with 8 arms?
A doctopus.

Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he did not want to wake the sleeping pills!

Doctor,Doctor,I'm turning into a trash can.
Don't talk such rubbish.

Doctor,Doctor,I swallowed a roll of film.
Don't worry,nothing will develop.

Doctor,Doctor,I have a running nose.
You'd better tie it up then.

Doctor,Doctor,I dreamed that I ate a large marshmallow.
Did you wake up without a pillow?

Doctor,Doctor I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball.
Well get back in
the queue.