Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the priest was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside The priest said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Father." The priest questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. "
About Mick "The Joker"
- Mick "The Joker"
- Michael Soh, also known as Mick "The Joker", arrived in Perth from Singapore in 2003. During his early days in high school at John XXIII College, he told a funny story to his tutor group and they laughed! And that gave him the title of Mick "The Joker"! He's brought so much joy and laughter to John XXIII College between 2003 and 2007, his years of high school there, and now, it's not the same anymore, especially during assemblies as has told jokes in front of the whole school a number of times and has even got the principal involved during his farewell "comedy act" on his last day of school, the day "Mick "The Joker" hanged up the microphone after 5 years of laughs". He made his first public appearance in July 2008 and he now has 3 videos of himself telling jokes on YouTube! He's planning to audition for Australia's Got Talent and tell jokes for the Pope!
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